Deus Ex is by Ion Storm. Make your John Romero jokes now, please. Okay, good, now that that is over, this game is supposed to prove that not all Ion Storm games are as laughably mediocre as Daikatana. I don't actually know myself, as I haven't upgraded in TWO YEARS! (gasp) But, uh, yeah. Suck it down.

From Dan Tanaree, John Romero's bitch

Well, shit. I'd better bring my, uh, hazord suit.