Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks? This guy, maybe, but I guess the story is that he can't remember.

Contributed by N64 Stalker. I think he contributed something earlier. Deja Vu! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!! *bang*

Also from Ninjaboyneo, who also contributed something earlier... OH SHIT DON'T SHOOT!

Toilet paper: Spruces up anything! | Yuck.

A message from your local optometrist | THE FATTY CANNOT BE HURT BLARGH BLARGH IT IS INVINCIBLE SWAMP MONSTER | Tactful | And here I was thinking he was just missing an exuberant sense of fun | BIF! POW! SOCKO! | Property values are high, and we'd like to keep 'em that way |