You do realize, of course, that fighting with monsters is about as original as a Capcom game gets.

And then...? | Too bad he lives in an alternate universe | Thanks a lot, mister! | Bishamon doesn't know when to put a question mark or end a sentence | And Talbain gets his tenses confused | The butler is confusing as hell | What a weird way to say they killed the poor guy | Hey, just like that line from Galaxy Quest