I know as an American i'm supposed to be all patriotic, especially now, but Jesus, Captain America sucks BIG TIME! Well, at least Iron Man's there...

Phil A will be the one escaping!

If there's any quote that hasn't been here that should have been, THIS is one of them... | Captain America certainly doesn't have the wit of say, Spider-Man, or a brick wall | Though neither does Whirlwind... | A rather boring intro, but with a good old Mega Man-ish line... | Sorry, you're the LAST person i'd let save the world... | Captain America's the type of guy i'd expect to save one town, while a bunch of others are getting their asses handed to them

A truly epic ending for a truly epic game. Or not. Why is Red Skull still smiling?! Oh, I get it, he's a MADMAN!