I think one of those shitty pop bands already beat you to it... | OH, so her gimmick's to be like Britney Spears, or Christina Aguilera... Only with talent, and no real boob job... | So, uh, can we see that scene now? | Hey, at least i'm not a charcter in tons of Yaoi stories (that I know of...) | Someone's a little concited... | That means she's one step ahead of Dan... | Joe, you really are a moron, aren't you? | He may never have a chance at winning, but you have to admire his determination, and love for his father... | Groovy, baby! | I'm pretty sure there already is one on the internet. Filled with people whom dress up as you, and have plastic surgery to look like you. (I'll note here that this quip was written having seen Bruce Campbell's Fanalysis the day before...) | You know, I'll take the high road and NOT use the obvious joke that could go here | Because this is a damn fighting game... | Of course, they're ALWAYS trying to cross promote the games... | ...Is that why you have two other people on your team? | What are you talking about? I'm a major follower of "The Justice"! | And keep in mind, this is from a guy that's a parody of a character from ART OF FIGHTING! | Well, I ain't gonna stop anyone from striking down posers | I hope you can prove to be the Justice in that battle! | I wonder if that's a shot at Tai-Bo, the Saikyo of reality... | Just hope that no one makes "Six Minute Saikyo" or you're screwed... | Actually, no i'm not a fan of being crushed... | I'll answer that by saying, "YAHOO!"

Sound clips: If the entire world's watching, why on Earth did they hire you to be the announcer? | NOW I know why they hired you... | Sounds like a line from a J-Pop song... | The announcer's weird rambling speech while trying to select a fighting method. | Wow... Not only has he stopped the fighting, but he screwed up your line! | The announcer tries to show his cool side... And fails miserably. | Now the announcer tries to sound deep and philisophical, but AGAIN, fails miserably | So you're shocked that there's a really strong team in the tournament?