What's in a name? Well, if Grandia was grand, then Blandia must be... bland.

DAMN! DAMIT! DAMN!

Um, no thanks.

He's a lumberjack and he's okay.

That's... a strange way of measuring someone's worth.

NOT IT'S NOT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LOSE!!

They must use heads as currency over there.

It's really hard to take a last boss seriously when they talk like this.

SO MANY CONQUESTS!

Noboru was so hard, they had to mention it in the credits.

He's the Chiff of Graphics