This game stands with Golgo-13 as the one of the only licensed games that fought the power (of the Nintendo Seal of Quality/Censorship)! Yeah! Down with the man, Guerrilla War style! Go Che!
From NintendoGuru, Seph-X, BrandonTCA, BarrelO, and UkaHawa; all equipped with something bionic that most certainly isn't an arm...
More from Urte McBeat's exploding head
Pretty heavy stuff, eh? The intro. Basically, they replace "Nazis" with "Badds" (uhh...) and make Bionic Commando a continuation of Commando, a game which it really has no relation to. Oh Nintendo! You wacky censors!
Finally, I beat the game, and here's the quotes
This guy's a little excited about blowing up his own stuff | And I didn't even have to ask him | That's because they've got the right hairdresser | This must be some alternate universe because I'm actually getting a bazooka | This is what I'd scream if I had just launched a rocket into the cockpit of Hitler's helicopter | I think I got that impression from his heavy armament | Super Joe finishes the tale of the Bionic Commando
Thanks, Bionic Commando! But the real Joe's in another castle! | HAL'S A LOOSE CANNON! GET HIM OFF THE CASE! | You see, Capcom's really brilliant when it comes to cross-promotion. Here, about five YEARS before Captain Commando gets released, a cameo appearance is made by Baby Head! | That's right. If you EVER want to get anywhere in the military hierarchy, you better DAMN WELL know where your garbage dump is! | You know, when I envision a giant killer