Before your "Pokemon" and "Monster Rancher" and those shitty "Digimon" games, we needed THIS in order to fight monsters against each other without getting arrested!

Anime Andy probably lost about 40 years of his life playing this game...

Wheelie McJesus will become the greatest beast wrestler the world has ever seen!

What does Sammy do? COMBINING | An intro about "the Dragon Warrior" with dialog just as bad a Dragon Warrior | This salesman should really buy an grammar book...

What the fucking fuck? | Their names are yet unknonw in the world of men | Jesus H. Christ...