Contributed by and with some guest commentary by The tECHIDNA, who is definitely bad enough.

OK, Ronnie is one of three things: 1) A really fruity name for a President of the United States, 2) A bad attempt to make fun of Ronald Reagan, or 3) (see #2, replace "Reagan" with "McDonald"). | "I like DECO game!" (DECO=Data East Corporation)...and it's for sale! | Yeah, I heard about that. In the eighties, ninja crime was the biggest problem in the inner cities. | Nam-WHAT? | Reagan really was a senile old bastard | The Macross guy strikes again! If any of DECO's other games are as bad as this is, you'd better watch out...