Art of Fighting 2. Still slow, unoriginal, and clunky. BUT THE GRAPHICS ARE BIG!! Thank you SNK publicity department.

From Yamcha Hibiki, master of Wind Karate (running away), and Brandaravon with a GAHHH HORRIBLE face picture

More from The Green Herring, a bad enough dude to rescue the President's canary

And even more from Draygon, eating shoes like a bug

You can't with UkuHawa-ryu nonsense!

Uhh... Before what exactly? | | Is this some kind of gay joke? I don't get it. | So she's not a man-hating dyke? And what the hell is going on with those dudes in the background? Sweet god... | ...HARDCORE ACTION! | Err... My, Yuri... I don't think I'd really mind having her dump me if she started looking like she does in this picture... | Okay, what's with the suggestive ass-slapping? He's her friggin' brother! This game is just sick!

Worst Little Red Riding Hood reference EVER | I think that in all his years training, Takuma has taken a few too many blows to the head.

The new feminist's credo. It's not very catchy, is it? | Yeah, a potato saved his life in 'Nam, you know! | Good to see that they have a loving father-daughter relationship | Blasted Ninja! That's probably the same trick they used to kidnap President Ronnie, too! | John certainly isn't a bad enough dude anymore

All Portal of Evil frequenters will understand me when I say "OW FUCK JESUS FUCK OW OW OW OW OW" | This sounds like one of those fun games they play at the fraternity. Yum yum. | Uh, do bugs actually eat shoes? | HE HAD A GOOD FEELING!

I think that wishing your son was never born kind of goes beyond friendly sportsmanship | Funny face... FUNNY FACE. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! | Banking is an excellent career choice for those with mushy heads, because, uh, I guess heavy banking doesn't put you at risk of having your head squished. | The worst male/female interaction in video gaming EVER. I suppose even if Ryo has no balls, King has enough for the both of them.

I wouldn't bett on King then, since the fights only last a minute and a half... | This is the face of narcolepsy... | SO EXCITING TO CHOP BEAUTYS! | I'm think Eiji's got some Freudian issues in this fight... | Then pick a guy like me! | His "mixed up little friend"? Does this make Mickey the first openly sexually consfused fighting game character ever? | King should probably wash her jock strap regularly | You can just FEEL the sexual tension... | Uh, it's not that cool of a car... | Yuri shows her secret hatred for the bald | Well, wouldn't that make you a little nervous that you'll piss your pants? | No doubt, SOMEWHERE on the internet, this meeting has ended up with a series of hentai drawings... Anyone care to give me the address to where it is?

My death senses are tingling! | Why does John's line make him seem like a sexual predator? | Valuable life lesson: never call girls feminine unless you want your teeth kicked in | Uh, Takuma, I think she's just giving up... Take the win. | Man, the sexual tension between King and Takuma just keeps on going... | I've gotta agree with Robert here | Aw, young love... | Sorry, he lost the knob | How did he know I need scalp ointment?!? | Well, obviously your mother hated you... | Why does every single guy in this game seem to want to rape Yuri? | Robert, full of himself again... | Nymph from hell... Isn't that an Eros Comic?

Man, this line seems even dirtier in a farm | Well, you do look a lot more like an animal than Yuri... | I wonder how John could tell with that cape and mask on... Hell, even after she takes that off, it's a little hard to tell... | Um, are Eiji and Yuri roommates? | Man, was King a complete slut even WHILE she pretended to be a man? | Why don't you make like a tree... And get out of here... | Uh, I really don't think Yuri'd look good with Temjin's haircut... | Yuri shows her ignorance on the subject of senility | Wow, this looks like a bad episode of the X-Files (and considering the current state of the X-Files...) | A REALLY bad episode | May not be a pirate's dream, but it's one to an SNK fanatic... | Why does Robert slip into middle-Engrish for no reason? | Man, I think this WAS a recent X-Files episode...

Well, that's wierd, cause it's her stage... | Well, they also do share the same moves, win poses, post fight remarks... | Uh, he looks more like a pilot, or Marine to me... Unless SNK added an extra "a"... | I always cry at family reunions | He may be flashy, but I guess deep down inside, even Robert is... SO LONELY. | And this little exchange started World War 3... | Stereo King: The only audio wholesaler staffed by somewhat masculine female bouncers | Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole... | Well, won't you need to get too close in order to rip her up? | Temjin is definetly not politically correct... | You fight like a dairy farmer! | Wow, that fat guy propositioning Yuri is incredibly creepy...

Sounds:

Tough as nails and as witty as them too.

Who's your daddy?