Ryo is so badass in this game because he has a motorcycle. Aww yeah. Also, King's shirt tears off. Aww yeah times two.

Contributed by Draygon, henchman to Mr. Big.

More from Spikey, still waiting for a challenger.

Listen Ryo! Badman is our... TO BE CONTINUED!

It's not enough to kill a guy, you've gotta SUPER kill a guy

Rob needs to work on his insults. Or maybe he's referring to taco in a less-than-clean manner. In that case, ouch.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but if you call me weeniemeister one more time I'm gonna kick your ass

From the, err, lovely Genesis version. Hey! Listen! Sticking a shitty Street Fighter clone on a system that can't handle the few innovations on the standard engine is a BAD IDEA. Maybe someone should have told Takara that.

No! You can't unleash your brow upon the unsuspecting world!

Remember, the guy Rob's about to fight isn't a Guile clone because he's in the MIRITARY, not military

Never underestimate a woman with a hat | The credits. Featuring "Finish Hiroshi" and "Tree-Village-Ken" | Well, you'd hope so, wouldn't you? | If you've seen Dan's ending in Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter...it's a parody of this | That's rather narrow-minded, isn't it? | FIN HIM! | She's not hepped-up on goofballs, is she? | Yeah, alright. | Ha. | You certainly are | He must be the PR guy | "It's not that dangerous." -- Mayor of South Town | Are you making fun of my Slipknot mask? You're just like my mom. | Pretentious? Moi? | Ew. No thanks. | Well, you looked like you'd be a cheap boss, and you were... | Hey! Where did everyone go? | Manners are more important than you think in a fighting game | You're right, it does get a bit repetitive after a while | You've only just thought of that now? | Yee hee hee! Me. | ALGEBRA! | Don't you mean "miritary"? Wait... | My block is not to be knocked off under any circumstances whatsoever | I don't want to talk! I just want to laugh! | Whatever you say... | As opposed to "punching defense" | He was about to say "Rat's mix it up!" but he corrected his accidental phonetic substitution before anyone could notice... | Step on me and I'll cut you open | You're right. I'd better just go home, then. | He's remarkably perceptive | Yes, but is it this? | Sounds like a plan | What did you call me?! | But I haven't got any makeup on! | The ancient art of "Put that weapon down and fight like a man" | Wow! Indeed.