From Badman, a Genie in a bottle (gotta rub him the right way)

I DID NOT ASK THAT! | The Satan has returned once again, and you will be servants of him! | Did they forget how they translated his name for the whole rest of the game? | Once again, here's proof Taito's extensive quality control | Please donate to the "Grammar In Videogame Stock Phrases" fund, where we will donate templates to Japanese game developers who have trouble with simple english! From "Push Start" to "Game Over" to "Congratulations", we're helping to make videogaming a more readable place! | Dammit, just take the "Def" shortening until you can get it right | Him followers? Cult of the Ego or something? Also, the magic carpet was missing, so how did they know it was damaged? This and more on the next episode of "Unsolved Mysteries". | Wow, this must be that country in the mideast that ISN'T wartorn or constantly under threat! | Yeah, this game isn't too friendly for people who have more than one initial in their name | Okay, the King is a monkey, but he can speak perfectly. Why does he need to be transformed back so badly? I'd say it would be kind of fun to have a reason to hurl my shit around | But what did the octopus bring? | That's right, this world is going in the pot with all this rock music and sex on the TV. It's bunk, I tell you! | A walcome is like a welcome except it involves a lot more "rehabilitation time" with the fat guy | His weakness, however, is awful translation | That's right, all other races are excluded! | DURRR | The Satan is up to no good