Say what you like about Pro Wrestling, it has nothing on the American Gladiators, the briefly popular "sports entertainment" show where average people would face off against spandex clad musclemen (and frighteningly masculine women with the amount of silicon pumped into their body roughly doubling their body weight) in lots of heavily padded and ill-conceived events. Needless to say, it was about the stupidest thing on TV in the early nineties, and didn't even have the ninja ambushes that saved WMAC Masters. Oh, and the video games are worse than anything, ever, but that goes without saying.

From Manna, who likes gladiator movies

Try saying that ten times fast | None of those apply to me, I'm completely apathetic towards everything involving you | Way to subtlely introduce your so-called backstory, bucko

Well, you DO look like Jean Claude Van Damme... | OOOH! My trophy's a giant buff black man! | I'm not sure if they allow that kinda thing on white trash TV... (Unless it's Jerry Springer)