This game is a game you play just for the zany
translations. It's a VERY generic shooter, and not all THAT fun on it's
own, but the quips at the end of the levels make it all worthwhile!
Contributions from LordBBH, Yamcha Hibiki, Anime Andy, Mr Plaid, The NintenGenius, UkuHawa and TNG, who are wacky animals who fly planes. Will the zaniness cease?
Um, okay. How do these two things connect? | Christ, these kids always want to see their bloody disney movies | "We have to save the USA." "USA is in good hands." | A little redundant, girls? | Yeah, you'd better damn well not forget about the Koalas! | These are definitely some perceptive characters | "I am ready for some tacos." "After we save the ruins." | Scary? Noooo! You're going into space on a flimsy little jet plane, that's not scary at all! | HA HA! HA HA HA! HA ha ha...
Spanky is DENIED! | What gave you that hint? | Once a dolphin, always a dolphin | "Put fish in you mouth" | More misadventures of that zany frying dolphin, Spanky. | Spanky macks the ladies | Yeah. Compassion is a joke. Christ, some people. | HA HA HA HA!...no. | "Everybody loves dolphin!" | Yeah. You could crash into the ground. | Just like Darth Vader, only totally ineffectual on land. | The ninja dude tries to find creative things to call Spanky | Spanky is a mad pimp | Uh, yeah. | It's totally zany! | Yeah, it definitely is | No shit
Which one gets to wear the green tights? | The sexual tension rises | Will this rescue take fourteen episodes of stop-start action and insipid dialogue done by poorly drawn musclemen and vaguely masculine women? | Dolphins = good. Dolphins that fly = bad | Bastard | A scene right out of a hentai manga | I need some more booze | Idiots on parade | You don't NEED a snorkel on a freaking plane | These two need to get a damn room | Errm, a Pokey-esque ending | I hope he kills him for disgracing ninjitsu with that string of terrible movies.
Err, does he have the working parts to think impure thoughts like that? | Do not let world-saving robots into Mexico while on the job or else they will start blathering about sombreros rather than the task at hand | GET IT?! HE'S A ROBOT!! WHO NEEDS OIL!! HAR HAR HAR!
Well, wouldn't frying the forest defeat the whole purpose of that? | The "it was all a dream" ending is back... | Well, since MAME gives me infinite credits, you're not quitting until I get bored | The type of lesson at the end that usually only comes from Pokey the Penguin | Spanky's a Planeteer! | YOU SON OF A BITCH! | WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS! Except in this game I guess... | Yeah, how strange that the robot eats food with his MOUTH! | A lesson to any makers of escape jets for robot heads... Kill the jets before the head leaves Earth's gravitational pull | Not only is it wacky, but we get a cameo by the S&M doctor from Aero Fighters 3! | Well, shit... | With them saving the world, I'd expect them to get a better gig than opening for the trained seal at the local zoo... | Wow, a singer AND a superhero! How the hell didn't she get an anime? | Uh oh... Looks like there's new competition for The Apologies... | Whoa.... CHINESE NINJA BABY! | Yet another truely Pokey-esque ending... | Steve reveals that after Aero Fighters 2, he got a career in yaoi comics | Well, it looks like you lost your English skills... | Then we MUST protect this monument of greatness! | The Robo Keaton theme song | ...So Silver commits suicide just to make a Lone Ranger reference? | SO LONELY... | Whoa, It's the MEGA HAPPY ENDING! | SO LONELY... Part 2 | Then don't cross the streams unless you're fighting an evil god! | Wait... So Steve was actually a girl? Like the chick who played Rogan in Riki-Oh? | Unless you count that one baby that weighed like 30 pounds when born... And of course, Baby Bat Boy
Bootleg Aztec ruins, once inhabitated by the Inkens | Not even! Gross! Gag me with a spoon! | Oh, you crazy humourless ninja | He's high on life! | Life ain't pretty for a dolphin boy | And they're the wackiest mismatched crime-fighting duo since...eh, forget it | Careful? Ha! I've got unlimited credits, buddy! | Fry me to the moon... | I don't think they really count as a "team" | I can't promise I'll try...but I'll try to try. | Yeah, let's save Hawaii from the enemy bombing by bombing it before they can | He's even making the "metal!" sign with his claw...or at least he's trying to | If he's gas powered, then what's the coin slot for? | As a matter of fact, we can't fight, but still, don't worry | Enough with the compliments already! | Am I missing something here? | Sure, this harmonica is small and portable, but I just can't ROCK OUT like I could with my electric guitar | The space is even more mysterious than the boss! | The most polite punk rocker I've ever met | Just as well it's not a two-player game, or else it would be an enemy double penetration! HA HA HA HAAAARGH STOP IT STOP IT | Smashing job, old bean! | He's looking more and more like David St. Hubbins every time I see him | Sounds like a Michael Jackson song | Talking dolphins are scary at first, but you eventually get used to them | Anyone can be an ecological warrior! | If I only had a brain... | Yes they were, damn you! *slap* | 67% of fighter pilots agree...these guys are wimps. | You go, girl! | If two equally-qualified people came to a job interview, and one was a talking dolphin, and the other one was a ninja, who would get the job? Think about it for a while. | Yes, even that one
Nothing can get between her and her chill dude... | Even if they bothered to distinguish between two people talking in one panel, this would still be stupid | ...except when it can pilot a fighter jet | Oh ye of little fith! | Of course you are! Of course you are! | you pussy, eat more | The designers of Aero Fighters 2 knew the value of variety, and gave us a refreshing change from the game's usual spelling error of 'frying' | Holy fuck, does that female ninja ever have bad dandruff! | This game's script is right out of Musterpiece Theatre | You're not the only one... | But maybe if I peeked I'd get a better idea of WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON | HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (oh god please kill me) | What a poseur: for real punks, being punk just comes naturally. Always holding a rose isn't helping him any, either. | This reminds me of that poem, "The Ninja Man's Burden" | OWNED | If piloting a jet fighter and doing janitorial work won't make you punk, I don't know what will... | YES! With the right attitude you can overcome any obstacle! | This could be the start of a beautiful friendship | What in god's name...? | MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS | So selfish, only thinking of themselves while America is under attack | Just when things are at their darkest, the ninja saves the day by revealing his true p... oops, never mind | The tension is so thick that you can cut it with a knife | You should not drink... and bake | Mondo beyondo!