Actraiser: Killing and building. Surprisingly, it's a lot like peanut butter and chocolate. Wherein, it's good.

Some quotes courtesy of Stargazer, Sky Render, Galaxar, and Ezra Poetker, who pray nightly to my rosy bottomed little cherub who rules over the land with an iron, err, buttock.

"Bloodpool may became a land where people can live in peace"

"Ruins have a mysterious attraction"

I'm proud to have helped developed these thriving towns!

You can't spell, much less take care of yourself

"This jewel can even destroys a Monster Lair!"

All boys named Teddy were intrinsically energetic, thus sayeth The Lord