Despite the fact that I've never been able to understand the appeal of sports games that don't involve actively smashing the fuck out of your opponent, I can concede that this is definitely an unusually awful football game. So, there you go.

From Madmazurk, called 'football' by those wacky Europeans.

If the conventions of football could be any more convoluted, this game has found out how to do it | OH GOD NOOOOOO!!!! NOT 10 YARDS! | It's a good thing that high grades in English aren't required for football stardom